A Real Cambodian Dialogue

—Sah! Sah! Would you like a cold drink? Something to eat sahhh? Sah!
—No, no thank you…
—Ten postcards for a dollar see one two three four five six seven eight nine ten okay twenty for a dollar sah? A nice scarf or tablecloth for your girlfriend sahhhh?
—I don’t have a girlfriend.
—But you so handsome! For your mother then sahhh?
—I don’t have a mother either. She was brutally murdered by a Cambodian saleswoman.
—Ha, I like your style.

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